So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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