Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
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