9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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