Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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