ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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