He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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