Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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