So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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