So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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