I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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