Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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