the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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