Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I wish you could order shots online.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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