It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Boobs speak an international language.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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