he shaved USA in his pubs
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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