Cold hands, warm shart.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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