Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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