yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Randomize
