One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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