porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
They took my balls.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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