i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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