so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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