dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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