Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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