Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
FUCK WHALES
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Randomize
