She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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