***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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