I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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