Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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