But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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