I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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