Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
where are my eyebrows?
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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