fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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