We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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