Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
3 2 1 whiskey
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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