My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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