He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Randomize