Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Randomize
