..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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