What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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