We named our party play list daddy issues
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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