Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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