grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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