I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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