why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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