Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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