coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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