I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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