He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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