how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Can Purell be used as lube?
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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