i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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