i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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