now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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