no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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